PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then t